Dollar, please!

Me: Hey Dad, you know I’m really bad at math, right?

Dad: Yes. Why?

Me: Well, sometimes I’m really good at math.

Dad: You are?

Me: Sure.

Dad: Show me.

Me: Okay, let me think……Ah! Ready?

Dad: Ready!

Me: 11 + 3 = 21. Will you give me a dollar if I’m wrong?

Dad: Sure!

Me: I’m wrong! Dollar, please!

Dad: ….

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Happy birthday, Dad!

(And thanks to Martin Gardner!)

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