The next time you want to get everyone’s eyebrows flying all over the place, ask if someone has a squeeter you can borrow.
[Shifty eyes. Elbows elbows.]
Mind you, at 2 for a dollar, you might as well get your own squeeter.
A squeeter is that chunky plastic straw-like thingy you can stick into an orange. Then you drink the juice straight from the product without going through all that time-c0nsuming hassle of peeling and actually eating the orange.
I must say, though, there’s got to be a more official-sounding name for these thingies, yes? Squeeter???
My grandma had squeeters, I’m pretty sure she did, but until an hour ago, I had no idea what they were called. And I suspect Grandma didn’t really know either.
So. You got a squeeter I can borrow?