Hungry for Bugs

Just once, when it’s an hour  before dinner time and nobody knows what to eat, you are hereby strongly encouraged to initiate the following conversation:

YOU: Can you say, “I one a bug, I two a bug, I three a bug,” and so on, up through number eight?

UNSUSPECTING FAMILY MEMBER: I one a bug, I two a bug, I three a bug, I four a bug, I five a bug, I six a bug, I seven a bug, I eight a bug.

YOU: Really? How did it taste?

**Scoot faaaaaaar away out of reach.**

**Grin.**

**Thank the memory of Martin Gardner.**

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