Can you tie a bowtie?
No no no, not the Already Tied And It’s Attached To Something Stretchy Which Is Great Because We’re In A Hurry kind.
I mean really tie a bowtie.
Bill Nye the Science Guy is trying to teach me how.
He’s tried several times, and I’m not quite getting it.
I must learn quickly, so that I can teach The Nephews all about it before their next Bowtie Event.
More Bill Nye, please.
Word Nerds, do pay particular attention to the Dress the Knot section! *triple grin*