Little Alphabet Jokes

Aw, a small handful of alphabet jokes!

Want more? Plunk yourself in the middle of a group of chatterboxy children. Give them a moment to get warmed up, and then you just grin along.

Off you go!

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Q: What do elves learn at school?

A: The elf-abet!

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Q: What is the capital of Chandigarh?

A: The letter C!

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Q: How do you make one disappear?

A: Add n to make it none or add g to make it gone!

[Thanks, Sid, Bhumika, and Ann!]

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