This is quite possibly the fastest thinnest pizza crust I have ever made and ooooh I like it!
Because, you know, sometimes life needs more quick DIY pizza in the middle of the week, yes?
Simply squoosh all the ingredients together and then let the dough ponder its future while you rummage around for the toppings and heat the oven.
Clean up the kitchen while your Non-adults add the toppings.
You put the pizza in the oven, and it will bake in about 5-7 minutes, just enough time for those same Non-adults to set the table.
If you’re as uncoordinated as I am, I think you can skip that whole parchment paper step.