I am capable of eating plain, low-fat yogurt, and I can eat jarfuls of peanut butter.
Banana baby food? Probably ok.
I can eat honey.
Which means I can eat this frozen yogurt snack, right?
Until I stick a dog biscuit in each cup.
Then I can’t – won’t? – eat it.
Howzabouts I stick dog biscuits in only half of the treats?
Woof. Bow-wow. Arf.
P.S. Northeastern United States-ians, I hope you stay warm and safe with that incoming pile of snow!