Raise your hand if you slid down stairs as a kid.
Your house, someone else’s house…yes? No?
If yes, howdjoudoit and did the adults know?
Okay, now kindly sort yourselves into groups: those of you who think every square millimeter of this idea is immeasurably insane, stand over here.
Over here (new corner) I want everyone who never did this and wants to give it a try.
Lastly, I want everyone who did this as a kid and is already racing to replicate the experience. Tell the kids to get the pillows and mattresses ready.