Huzi Design has a much saner approach to the game, yes?
With those big table tennis tables, the players are rather far apart, and there’s a tremendous amount of arm flailing and high-knee galloping back and forth just to stay in the game.
Gentle conversation? Nearly impossible.
Huzi Design Bonus: that “net” is removable to allow for furious chalk scribbling, beverage sipping, and other forms of life pondering.