Tubes in the kiddie pool

First…

1) You’ll collect the swimming pool tubes.

2) You’ll chop them up.

4) You’ll put the pieces in the kiddie pool.

Then…

4) I shall take a flying leap.

5) I shall hold my breath.

6) I shall happily dive right in, big toes first.

Eh?

Whaddayamean that’s not teamwork?!